1 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:07,039 - Dennis, come take your bath. 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,407 The water's ready. 3 00:00:08,408 --> 00:00:09,608 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): OK, Mom. 4 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:10,609 In a minute. 5 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:11,710 - Not in a minute. 6 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:12,978 Right now. DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): OK, Mom. 7 00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:16,348 I'm coming. 8 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:17,883 As long as me and all the kids are here, 9 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:22,688 we're all gonna take one together and get it over with. 10 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,257 - Oh, no you're not! 11 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:51,283 {\an8}[theme music] 12 00:00:51,284 --> 00:00:52,885 - You see anything? 13 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,319 - Just leaves. 14 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,288 - I saw a cigarette package. 15 00:00:56,289 --> 00:00:59,391 - People just don't lose money anymore. 16 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,126 - Know what I'd do if I had some money? 17 00:01:01,127 --> 00:01:02,628 I'd buy one of those little airplanes 18 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:05,097 that you wind up with a rubber band. 19 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:06,165 - Me, too. 20 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:08,334 - I've wanted one for a long time. 21 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:10,469 - I've wanted one all my life. 22 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:12,538 - I wish we could find a hundred dollars. 23 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:15,975 - I wish we could find a million dollars. 24 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,610 - I wish we could find a jillion dollars. 25 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:22,314 - I wish we could find-- say, how much do 26 00:01:22,315 --> 00:01:24,450 those little airplanes cost? 27 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:25,951 - Mm, about $1. 28 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:29,989 - I wish we could each find $1. MR. WILSON (OFFSCREEN): Martha! 29 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,390 We're home! 30 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:34,626 - Hey, Mr. Wilson just took a lady into his house. 31 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:35,928 - He did? 32 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,831 Why, he didn't even tell me he was expecting someone. 33 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:42,701 Come on, let's go see who it is. 34 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:43,268 - Martha! 35 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:43,870 Helen's here. 36 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:47,373 - Helen! 37 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:49,475 Oh, it's been so long. 38 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:51,110 - My, it's good to see you again, Martha. 39 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,611 - Well, come on in the living room. 40 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,780 - I'll take your bags on upstairs, Sis. 41 00:01:54,781 --> 00:02:01,854 [doorbell ringing] 42 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:02,888 - Hi, Mr. Wilson! 43 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:04,490 - Oh, what you want, Dennis? 44 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:08,060 - I wanna know who that lady is who just came into your house. 45 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,762 - That doesn't concern you. 46 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:12,097 - Are those her suitcases? 47 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:15,668 - Never mind, Tommy. - Hi! 48 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,069 - Oh, for Pete's sake. 49 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:17,936 {\an8}- Hello. 50 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:18,904 {\an8}- Hello, Dennis, Tommy. 51 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:20,773 {\an8}Come on in, boys. 52 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:21,774 {\an8}- Oh, Martha. 53 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:23,709 {\an8}Let's not spoil everything. 54 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,244 - Don't be silly, George. 55 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:27,613 Boys, I'd like to have you meet Mr. Wilson's sister, Mrs. 56 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:28,747 Forbes. 57 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:30,082 - Hi, Mrs. Forbes. 58 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:33,786 I'm Dennis Mitchell, Mr. Wilson's best friend. 59 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,754 - You are not. 60 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:36,955 - I'm Tommy Anderson. 61 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:39,191 - Well, it's nice meeting you both. 62 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:40,759 - Well, all right, boys. 63 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,294 Now come on, let's run along. 64 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:44,697 - Say, do you have any children? 65 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:47,966 - Well, in a way, I used to have 30 of them. 66 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:49,535 - 30? 67 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:53,772 - Boy, I sure do wish I could live in your neighborhood. 68 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:56,975 - What I really meant was I was a schoolteacher. 69 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:58,777 I taught history. 70 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:00,312 - All right, boys. 71 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:03,282 Now, my sister's come a long way to see me, and-- 72 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:04,783 - Did you bring him anything? 73 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:07,553 - As a matter of fact, I did. 74 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:08,620 - Oh, Sis. 75 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:10,622 You shouldn't have. 76 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:11,757 - Sure, she should. 77 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:13,292 What did you bring him? 78 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:15,361 - Well, if you'll get me my little suitcase, I'll show you. 79 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:18,764 - Me and Tommy will get it for you, Mrs. Forbes. 80 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:21,233 - Sis, try not to get involved with that Dennis. 81 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:23,202 He could spoil your entire visit. 82 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,804 - Oh, George, he could not. 83 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:28,574 Dennis is a sweet little boy. 84 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:30,876 - In a way, he reminds me of George 85 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:31,944 when George was that age. 86 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,746 - I deny that. 87 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:34,681 That kid drives me crazy. 88 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:39,986 - Here it is, Mrs. Forbes. 89 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:41,954 - Thank you, boys. 90 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:47,459 Oh, this is going to be a big surprise for you, George. 91 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:52,097 - Oh, my own copy of Treasure Island. 92 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:54,299 - He won it in an elocution contest 93 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,834 when he was a little boy. 94 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:59,171 - You know, I thought this had been lost long ago. 95 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,640 - I found it in our attic. 96 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:06,278 - Treasure Island. 97 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:11,417 - What's Treasure Island? 98 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:15,354 Why, it's one of the great classics of English literature. 99 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:17,723 What kind of books do you have, anyway? 100 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:20,859 - My dad's reading me one called Spotty, the Shetland Pony. 101 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,494 - Oh, Great Scott. 102 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:24,830 - My dad's reading me one called Day on the Farm 103 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:27,433 with Betty and Bob. 104 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:30,536 - How can they read such things to children? 105 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:31,603 - Why, George. 106 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,305 They're children's books. - Well, I know. 107 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:35,641 But children should be brought up on the classics. 108 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:38,677 How can they learn anything from stories about a pony 109 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:40,479 or a day on the farm? 110 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,114 - I learned where milk comes from. 111 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,449 - Tell him where. 112 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,150 - Boy, would you be surprised. 113 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:47,419 - Oh, Great Scott. - It comes from-- 114 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,989 - I know where it comes from. 115 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:50,990 - Not bottles. 116 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,458 - I know it. 117 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,327 Oh, he drives me out of my mind. 118 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:57,162 Now, you listen to this. 119 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:59,365 And I'll show you what great literature really is. 120 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:03,035 Now, this is a story all about pirates and buried treasure. 121 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,570 - Buried treasure? 122 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:05,471 - That's right. 123 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:06,305 Now. 124 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,840 - Boy, now we need some of that. 125 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:11,310 - We'll just listen to the story and then go dig it up. 126 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,212 - The treasure isn't around here, boys. 127 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:14,913 It's on an island. 128 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:16,482 - OK. 129 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:19,218 Then we'll listen to how you find one and then go dig it up. 130 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:20,619 - See what I mean? 131 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,554 You won't find any treasure around here 132 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:25,791 because there were never any pirates around here. 133 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:27,493 - Actually, George, there were. 134 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,794 Spanish pirates. 135 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,129 - I never heard that. 136 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,230 - Neither have I. 137 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:33,298 - Oh, in the 1800s. 138 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:35,701 There are all sorts of old stories about millions 139 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:38,470 of dollars in Spanish gold pieces still buried 140 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:39,638 in this area. 141 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:41,640 - See, Mr. Wilson? 142 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:42,608 - Ah, yes. 143 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:43,442 I see. 144 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,678 - So can we borrow your shovel? 145 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:46,980 - No, you can't. 146 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,080 Now do you want to hear the story or not? 147 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:48,914 - Sure we do. 148 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:49,648 - All right. 149 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:50,916 Then listen. 150 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:51,817 - Come on, dear. 151 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:52,786 I'll help you unpack. 152 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:59,926 - I take up my pen in the year of grace 1700, 153 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:03,429 and go back to the time when my father kept the Admiral Benbow 154 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:07,633 Inn, and the brown old seaman with the sabre-cut 155 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:10,170 first took up his lodging under our roof. 156 00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:18,744 The old fellow's fury was awful. 157 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:22,614 He sprang to his feet, drew and opened a sailor's clasp knife, 158 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:25,651 and balancing it open on the palm of his hand, 159 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:29,188 threatened to pin the doctor to the wall. 160 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:32,057 - Hey, Mr. Wilson, you closed the book. 161 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,392 - I know it. 162 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,627 I told you I would if you climbed on me again. 163 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:37,629 - Now I'm off. 164 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:38,630 - Too late. 165 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:40,599 - But we're not through. 166 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,668 - Oh yes, you are. 167 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:44,837 Besides, my eyes are tired. 168 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:46,305 - But we don't know if the captain 169 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:48,240 pinned the doctor to the wall. 170 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,508 - I told you, Dennis. 171 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,377 My eyes are tired. 172 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:53,145 - You want me to clean your glasses out for you? 173 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:55,080 - No, I don't. 174 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,415 - Try pinching your nose. 175 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,718 That's what my dad does when his eyes get tired. 176 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:02,521 - I am not going to read anymore. 177 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:06,258 - Why don't you go up and take a nap and we'll wait for you. 178 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,092 - No. 179 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,560 - You want us to come back later? 180 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:09,595 - Oh, Great Scott. 181 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,498 I'm going out to get a drink of water. 182 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:14,033 - Why don't you try using some [inaudible] 183 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,300 along your forehead. 184 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:17,569 That's what my grandpa does for his eyes. 185 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:19,805 - My mom uses ice cubes. 186 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:21,040 - Look, boys. 187 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,775 Will you just please leave me alone? 188 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:23,943 - What's the matter, George? 189 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,044 - Huh? 190 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:27,312 Oh, they're just pestering me. 191 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:29,415 - He won't finish the story. 192 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:31,951 - There's this fierce captain and he's just 193 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,852 about to pin the doctor to the wall. 194 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:36,655 And we don't know if he did, or where the treasure is, 195 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:37,589 or anything. 196 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:38,590 - Mm, I see. 197 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:39,892 Well, I'll tell you what. 198 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:43,629 If you come back after lunch, oh, about 2 o'clock, 199 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:46,231 I'll read some more of the story to you. 200 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:47,232 - Gee, that's swell. 201 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,068 - Boy, thanks, Mrs. Forbes. 202 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:49,868 - Bye, Mrs. Forbes. 203 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:50,803 - Bye, boys. 204 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,271 - Bye. 205 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:53,072 - Ah. 206 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:54,907 You got rid of them at last. 207 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,408 Good. 208 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,310 Let's go in the living room, Sis, and have a nice talk. 209 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,245 We've got a lot of catching up to do. 210 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:02,014 - How have you been, George? 211 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:04,049 - Oh, just fine. 212 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:05,351 You know, ever since I'm retired I've 213 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:08,120 taken up all sorts of hobbies. 214 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,356 Then of course, there's my first love. 215 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:11,123 My garden. 216 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,425 - And it looks just lovely. 217 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:14,727 - Ah, thank you. 218 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:17,496 You know, I'm planning on a new zinnia bed out front. 219 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,833 Only trouble is that ground out there is as hard as a rock. 220 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,535 One of these days, I'm gonna dig the whole thing up and replace 221 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:24,837 it with good loam. 222 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,539 Then you'll see a garden. 223 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:35,080 - And then the swell doctor said to the dirty old pirate, 224 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:36,348 You're a scoundrel. 225 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,084 And you gotta stop drinking all that rum. 226 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:41,720 So the pirate got mad at the swell doctor. 227 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,088 And he took out his knife and said 228 00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:45,924 he was gonna pin the doctor to the wall. 229 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:47,493 That's when Mr. Wilson stopped. 230 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:51,063 Did you ever hear anything so exciting in your whole life? 231 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,966 - That's exciting, all right. 232 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,400 - That's a real thriller. 233 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:55,834 - Sure. 234 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:58,937 And it made me decide what I'm going to be when I grow up. 235 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:00,239 - Good. 236 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,707 I always thought it would be nice to have 237 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,042 a doctor in the family. 238 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,877 - I'm not gonna be a doctor. 239 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,013 I'm gonna be a dirty old pirate. 240 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,452 - Martha, that was a wonderful lunch. 241 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:15,287 And that cake, mm. 242 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,889 - I'm so glad you enjoyed it. 243 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,891 - You sure you don't want help with the dishes? 244 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,092 - No. 245 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,928 You and George just sit and relax. 246 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:23,062 - Well now. 247 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,263 That's the first time in five years 248 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,365 I've gotten out of wiping the dishes. 249 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:27,366 [doorbell rings] 250 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,335 - I'll get it. 251 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,071 - Hi, Mrs. Wilson. 252 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,706 It's 2 o'clock. 253 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,074 - We're all ready. 254 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,675 - For what, boys? 255 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:39,411 - For Mrs. Forbes to read the rest of Treasure Island to us. 256 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:39,946 - What's this? 257 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:41,347 - Oh, George. 258 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,115 We've been talking so much I forgot to tell you. 259 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,284 I promised to read to the boys. 260 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,586 - Well, I hadn't expected that. 261 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,355 - Do you mind, George? 262 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:50,189 - Oh, no, no. 263 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,490 That's all right, Sis. 264 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,225 You just go right ahead and enjoy yourself. 265 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,794 I'll find something else to do. 266 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:57,062 - I'll tell you what, George. 267 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,431 You can help me with the dishes. 268 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,241 - "They got the money, you say? 269 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,510 Well then, Hawkins, what in fortune were they after? 270 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:15,014 More money, I suppose?" "No, sir, not money, I think," 271 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,281 replied I. 272 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,217 "Supposing that I have here in my pocket 273 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:21,120 some clue to where Flint buried his treasure. 274 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,055 Will that treasure amount to much?" 275 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:25,124 "Amount, Sir," cried the squire. 276 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,992 "It will amount to this. 277 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:29,061 If you have the clue you talk about, 278 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,197 I fit out a ship in Bristol Dock and take you 279 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,732 and Hawkins here along. 280 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:36,435 And I'll have that treasure if I search a year. 281 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:39,471 Now then, if Jim is agreeable, we'll open the packet." 282 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,207 And he laid it before him on the table. 283 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,076 The bundle was sewn together. 284 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,345 And the doctor had to get out his instrument case 285 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:50,182 and cut the stitches with his medical scissors. 286 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,117 - Martha, do you realize our living room 287 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:54,453 is literally crawling with a little boys? 288 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,355 - Oh, George. There are only four of them. 289 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,290 - Well, that's four too many. 290 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,625 All that noise in there. 291 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:02,061 I can't read or work on my stamp collection. 292 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,263 Or even watch television. 293 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,834 Martha, what happened to all the cookies? 294 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,269 - The boys got hungry. 295 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,870 I'll make you some more, dear. 296 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:14,606 - Well, there was some in here while I was wiping the dishes. 297 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,075 I know because I saw them. 298 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,310 - It was when you were taking your nap. 299 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:19,211 - Nap? 300 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,212 Ha! 301 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,413 Who could sleep with four little kids 302 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:24,917 singing, Yo-ho-ho, wid a bottle o' rum? 303 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:28,821 - Yo-ho-ho wid a bottle of rum. 304 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,489 - Dennis, come over here. 305 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:34,393 Let's try it on now and see if it fits. 306 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,662 - With that eye patch on, you look 307 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,097 like a regular Captain Kidd. 308 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,665 - I know it. 309 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:40,899 - There, how's that? 310 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,101 - Swell. 311 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,103 Except that I can't see anything. 312 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,105 - You're not supposed to do. 313 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,706 - Then how come they wore them? 314 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,876 - Oh, I guess they wore them just to make them look real fierce. 315 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,778 - Hey, do I look fierce? 316 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,113 - You sure do. 317 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,981 - Can I get a parrot? 318 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,683 - I don't think so, son. 319 00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:00,786 - I hope you boys aren't being any bother to Mr. Wilson. 320 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:02,121 - Heck, no. 321 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:05,491 We just sit there while Mrs. Forbes reads to us. 322 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:08,394 I guess Mr. Wilson doesn't like the story anymore, 323 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,796 cause he spends all his time in the kitchen. 324 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:12,831 - Aw, that's too bad. 325 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:16,702 - You know what Mr. Wilson does now when he takes a nap? 326 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:17,836 - What? 327 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:20,706 - He takes the cookie jar with him. 328 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:24,476 Yo-ho-ho, wid a bottle of rum. 329 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,078 - "Captain," he said at length, with 330 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,480 that same uncomfortable smile. 331 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,984 "Here's my old shipmate, O'Brien. 332 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,252 Suppose you was to heave him overboard. 333 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,621 I ain't particular as a rule and I 334 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,424 don't take no blame for settling his hash." 335 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,526 - Martha, do you realize that woman 336 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:43,562 has been reading to those children for three days now? 337 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,698 - George, you're speaking of your sister. 338 00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:47,232 - Yes, I certainly am. 339 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,201 I can't call this house my own anymore. 340 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:52,104 She's turned it into a kindergarten. 341 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,373 - The reading aloud was your idea. 342 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:57,443 - Yes, but I knew when to stop. 343 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:01,880 By golly, I'm going in there and speak to her. 344 00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,449 - Slipped off my shoes, ran quietly 345 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,485 along the sparred gallery, mounted the forecastle ladder, 346 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:09,588 and popped my head out of the fore companion. 347 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,589 - Helen, may I-- 348 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,057 - Sh. 349 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,059 - Did you say something, George? 350 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,161 - Well, I started to, yes. 351 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:19,698 - Want to come over here and sit beside me, Mr. Wilson? 352 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,234 - No, I don't. 353 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,873 - I knew he would not expect to see me there, 354 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,608 yet I took every precaution possible. 355 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:34,180 And certainly the worst of my suspicions proved too true. 356 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:42,087 - George Wilson, you're a sly dog. 357 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,689 - What are you muttering about? 358 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:44,957 - Martha, take a look at this. 359 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,291 - What is it? 360 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,826 - Why, it's a treasure map of our front yard. 361 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,262 It'll not only get the children out of our living room, 362 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,332 but it will get my zinnia bed dug at the same time. 363 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,467 - What are you talking about? 364 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,669 - Well, look. 365 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,337 I've marked an X where I want my zinnia bed. 366 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,139 Now when Dennis finds this map, he'll 367 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,508 be out there digging it for me in two minutes. 368 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,177 - He'll never believe that this is a real treasure map. 369 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,646 - Oh, of course he will. 370 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,048 You heard what Sis said. 371 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,616 There were pirates in this area. 372 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:14,053 And there could be buried treasure in our front yard. 373 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,423 Don't you worry, he'll believe it, all right. 374 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,296 - But Dad, I just gotta dig in Mr. Wilson's yard. 375 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,864 That's what the map says. 376 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,733 - Dennis, stop arguing. 377 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:28,767 I've told you before. 378 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,803 This is not a real treasure map. 379 00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:31,770 - But Dad, I-- 380 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,172 - Not another word, Dennis. 381 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,074 You know how important Mr. Wilson's yard is to him. 382 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,577 And he'll be furious if you start digging in it. 383 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,885 - I can't understand it, Martha. 384 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,288 He ought to be out there by now. 385 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,856 - I hope he doesn't find that map. 386 00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,124 I don't like tricking him. 387 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,325 - Well, of course he found it. 388 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,627 I saw him pick it up off his porch. 389 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,164 I'm going over there and find out what's going on. 390 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,434 - Hi, Mom. 391 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,569 - Hello, dear. 392 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,137 Don't eat anything, it'll spoil your dinner. 393 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,772 - I didn't come out here to eat. 394 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,041 I came out here to show you this swell pirate treasure 395 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,409 map I found. 396 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,746 - Oh, doesn't that sound exciting? 397 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,247 - Sure. 398 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,483 And don't you think I ought to go dig up the treasure? 399 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,784 - Oh, I don't know. 400 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,052 We might miss you if you sail away 401 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:22,287 to some pirate island someplace. 402 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,823 - Oh, the treasure isn't on an island. 403 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,058 - Where is it? 404 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,093 - Well, it's sorta right here in town. 405 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,362 So don't you think I ought to go dig it up? 406 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,431 - Where is it right here in town? 407 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,901 - Well, it's sorta right here in the neighborhood. 408 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:36,902 - Let me see that map. 409 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:39,304 - Jeepers, Mom. 410 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,607 - Why, that's Mr. Wilson's yard. 411 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:45,077 You know you can't dig up Mr. Wilson's yard. 412 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,913 I wonder who could've drawn such a map. 413 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,782 - Some dirty old pirate, I guess. 414 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:53,886 It slipped out of his pocket right on our front porch. 415 00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,120 - Hello, Alice. 416 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,522 May I come in? 417 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:57,756 - Oh yes, Mr. Wilson. 418 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:58,992 Please do. 419 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,293 As a matter of fact, I'm glad you came. 420 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,896 Look what Dennis found on our front porch. 421 00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:06,265 - Some pirate dropped it. 422 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,733 - Well, what do you know? 423 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:10,369 A treasure map of my front yard. 424 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:13,339 - Actually, I told him he couldn't dig there. 425 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,606 - Why not? 426 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,408 - Yeah, why not? 427 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:19,078 - Mr. Wilson, you're always so particular about your garden. 428 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,947 And you keep it so beautiful. 429 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:23,782 - I'd be delighted to have the boys dig there. 430 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:24,550 - You would? 431 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:25,818 - Of course. 432 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,587 Just be sure to dig exactly where the map says. 433 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:32,491 Ten paces from the big oak tree, coming toward the center wall. 434 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,258 - Ten paces. 435 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,260 - Ten paces, that's right. 436 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,829 - I'm gonna go get the kids. 437 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:41,200 Bye. 438 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,936 - Mr. Wilson, that was very nice of you. 439 00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,838 - Oh, Alice, it was nothing, really. 440 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,940 Actually, I drew that map myself. 441 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:49,541 See, I want the boys to dig where 442 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:53,612 I'm planning to put in a new zinnia bed. 443 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,115 - I certainly hope they dig in the right place. 444 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,082 - Oh, they will. 445 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,283 Don't worry. 446 00:16:58,284 --> 00:16:59,752 You see, when I paced off the distance, 447 00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:02,789 I took a very short steps, just as a small boy would. 448 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,526 - There's Mr. Wilson's house. 449 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,029 And that's the oak tree. 450 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,169 Well I'm gonna take 10 paces. 451 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,239 And that dirty old pirate wasn't any little kid, either. 452 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,341 So I'm gonna take real big steps so we'll 453 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,344 be digging in the right place. 454 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:27,046 One, two-- 455 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,148 - George, I think it was wonderful of you 456 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,583 to draw that map for the boys. 457 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:35,054 - Oh, well, I like to see children have fun. 458 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,056 - Here! Hey. 459 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,757 Look what that dirty old pirate did. 460 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:42,695 He hid his treasure right under Mr. Wilson's front walk. 461 00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:44,663 - We can't shovel through this. 462 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:45,664 - Heck no! 463 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:49,168 We have to use the pick-ax. 464 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,470 - And I don't see anything wrong with it. 465 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,106 It gives the boys a chance to have some fun. 466 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:58,243 It fills their little hearts with innocent joy. 467 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,779 Fires their imagination. 468 00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:04,350 Great Scott! 469 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,618 Would you look at those kids, they're [inaudible]. 470 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,457 - This is sure hard. 471 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,558 - Yeah. 472 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,193 You know what I think we oughta have? 473 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:17,696 I think we oughta have a sledgehammer. 474 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:18,731 - Dennis! 475 00:18:18,732 --> 00:18:21,233 What do you think you're doing? 476 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,602 - Digging up the treasure, like you said we could. 477 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,606 - Well, you're digging in the wrong place, certainly. 478 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,909 10 paces brings you right beside the walk. 479 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,411 Right here. 480 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:35,414 Now, you dig right here or I'll call the whole thing off. 481 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,349 Follow this map. 482 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,295 - I'm home. 483 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:54,700 Boy, being a pirate is one of the hardest jobs I ever had. 484 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,068 - Find anything? 485 00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:57,336 - Not yet. 486 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,470 But I'm gonna dig some more in the morning. 487 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,239 - Well, don't dig too hard, Dennis. 488 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,008 That map might not be a real pirate map. 489 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,210 - Oh, it's a real map, all right. 490 00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,379 Mr. Wilson said so. 491 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,547 - All right, son. 492 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,015 You better run up and clean up for dinner. 493 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,051 - Jeepers. Pirates don't wash their hands. 494 00:19:12,052 --> 00:19:14,453 - Well, they do in this house, young man. 495 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,388 Now run along. 496 00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:23,262 Henry, I have an idea. 497 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,731 I think it's a shame, those boys working so hard 498 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,032 and there's nothing there. 499 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,467 - I don't know what we can do about it. 500 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,501 - Well, I do. 501 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,403 I have an old costume jewelry bracelet 502 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,272 that has some Spanish gold pieces on it. 503 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,573 You know, imitation ones. 504 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,574 - I don't remember that. 505 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,309 - Oh, I haven't worn it for years. 506 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:40,045 Anyway, we can wait until Dennis goes to sleep tonight, and take 507 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:43,515 the coins off, and bury them in the hole. 508 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:50,322 - Yeah. 509 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,558 Boy, are you sure these aren't real, honey? 510 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,759 They fool me. 511 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,327 - No, they're just imitation. 512 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:58,664 It's amazing what they do with costume jewelry these days. 513 00:19:58,665 --> 00:19:59,765 - That's quite a treasure. 514 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,934 - Ah, the boys will be thrilled. 515 00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:04,536 - Guess I better call the Wilsons and tell them what I'm doing. 516 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,305 They'll think I'm a prowler. - Oh, they're not home. 517 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,474 They took Mr. Wilson's sister to the movies tonight. 518 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,744 - Oh, OK. I'll go bury the treasure. 519 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:55,654 - OK, mateys. 520 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:56,922 Start diggin'. 521 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,225 But keep it neat for good ol' Mr. Wilson. 522 00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:11,070 Holy smokes. 523 00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:12,104 - Pirate gold. 524 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,073 - It's pieces of eight. 525 00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:15,641 There's another one. 526 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,609 There's another piece of eight. 527 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,511 - Boy, we're gonna be rich. 528 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,215 - Hm. 529 00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:25,551 That's curious, Martha. 530 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:28,354 Those boys seem to be finding something out there. 531 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,222 - Oh, wonderful. - What is it? 532 00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:35,394 - I don't know, but I'm going to find out. 533 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:36,395 Dennis? 534 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,730 What's going on? 535 00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:38,764 - Hey, Mr. Wilson. 536 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,099 We found the pirate treasure. 537 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:43,969 - It's pieces of eight. 538 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,838 - Well, I don't know what it is they found. 539 00:21:45,839 --> 00:21:48,574 But I'm going out to take a look. 540 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:49,975 - I got three. 541 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:50,943 - I got five. 542 00:21:50,944 --> 00:21:52,544 - I got two of 'em. 543 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,313 - Huh? 544 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:57,017 Let me see those coins, boys. 545 00:21:57,117 --> 00:21:57,983 - Here, Mr. Wilson. 546 00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:58,585 Look. 547 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,825 - Great Scott. 548 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,963 They are real Spanish gold pieces. 549 00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:12,498 - Sure they are, Mr. Wilson. 550 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,767 - Well, I-- Look, boys. 551 00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:16,301 Your good old friend, Mr. Wilson, 552 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,837 is going to do you a great big favor. 553 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,873 - Boy, thanks. 554 00:22:20,874 --> 00:22:22,441 What are you gonna do? 555 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:25,979 - Well, now, uh-- I know you're tired from all this digging, 556 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:28,380 so uh-- I'll do it for you. 557 00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,783 And, uh-- give you each $1 besides 558 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:33,952 to buy whatever you want. 559 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,889 Here's one for you, Dennis. 560 00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:38,891 There you are, Tommy. 561 00:22:38,892 --> 00:22:41,260 Here's for you. 562 00:22:41,261 --> 00:22:41,894 You. 563 00:22:41,895 --> 00:22:42,861 - Gee, thanks. 564 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:47,099 - I'm gonna buy one of 565 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,568 that you wind up with a rubber band. 566 00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:51,236 - Me, too. - Oh, fine. 567 00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:53,939 Only, uh-- understand, now, boys. 568 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:57,109 Any more coins I find belong to me. 569 00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:58,711 - Jeepers, Mr. Wilson. I hadn't-- 570 00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:02,781 - Or, I, uh-- could take back the dollars and you can dig. 571 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,183 - Uh-uh, Mr. Wilson. 572 00:23:04,184 --> 00:23:05,184 You go right ahead. 573 00:23:05,185 --> 00:23:07,386 - Yeah, you dig, Mr. Wilson. 574 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,320 - All right. 575 00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:19,064 - Bye. 576 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:23,569 - Why, Great Scott. 577 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,104 Here are two more of them. 578 00:23:25,105 --> 00:23:28,741 - Good for you, Mr. Wilson. 579 00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:30,342 - Stand back, boys. 580 00:23:30,343 --> 00:23:33,946 I'm going to use the pick-ax. 581 00:23:33,947 --> 00:23:36,548 - Boy, you sure are strong, Mr. Wilson. 582 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,951 We could hardly lift it. 583 00:23:38,952 --> 00:23:41,520 - You watch this. 584 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:42,489 Good grief! 585 00:23:45,358 --> 00:23:47,893 - Hey, Mr. Wilson. [inaudible] oil. 586 00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:49,495 - No, no. That's water. 587 00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:50,896 I broke a pipe. 588 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,197 But it doesn't matter. 589 00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:54,300 With the treasure, I can fix a hundred pipes. 590 00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:58,103 - George. 591 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,072 George, what have you done? 592 00:24:00,073 --> 00:24:01,173 - Doesn't matter, Martha. 593 00:24:01,174 --> 00:24:03,709 We're going to be rich! 594 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:04,743 - Hey, Wilson. 595 00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:06,045 You've broken your water pipe. 596 00:24:06,046 --> 00:24:07,646 - I know, but I'm finding gold. 597 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,815 - George Wilson, are you out of your mind? 598 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:12,551 - I'll show you who's out of whose mind. 599 00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:13,719 You take a look at those. 600 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,921 Real gold. 601 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:16,855 - Sure it is. 602 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,524 And I got five of them. 603 00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:20,759 - Mr. Wilson, I've got to talk to you. 604 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:24,129 But you've gotta come in the house and sit down while I do. 605 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:26,465 - And give somebody a chance to steal my treasure? 606 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:27,232 Nonsense. 607 00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:28,367 You go ahead and tell me. 608 00:24:28,368 --> 00:24:30,869 - Mr. Wilson, there is no treasure. 609 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:33,238 Those coins came off of a costume 610 00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:34,506 jewelry bracelet of Alice's. 611 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:38,210 I buried them there myself last night. 612 00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:39,979 - What? 613 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,347 Great Scott. 614 00:24:41,348 --> 00:24:44,283 I-- Martha, don't just stand there. 615 00:24:44,284 --> 00:24:45,752 Call the water department! 616 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:51,190 - What kind of a dirty old pirate would draw a map 617 00:24:51,191 --> 00:24:53,192 when there's no treasure there? 618 00:24:53,193 --> 00:24:55,094 - Oh, don't bother me now, Dennis. 619 00:24:55,095 --> 00:25:05,738 I've gotta do something about that pipe. 620 00:25:05,739 --> 00:25:09,776 {\an8}[theme music]